Lindsay Lohan responds to those ‘Ali boob job’ rumors

Lindsay Lohan, infamous author of the drunken “adequite” Blackberry manifesto, has taken to firing back at rumors via her MySpace blog. Her latest diatribe is in defense of her younger sister and her mom amid rumors that Ali Lohan, 14, had breast augmentation surgery.

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~

[From MySpace.com]

I love how she uses words like “disconcerting” and “manifest,” but then in the very next sentence uses “cuz” and a sad face. Brilliant. Also, I have to point out that the store she and her friend were shopping in wason Robertson Blvd. in LA - the street where there are more paparazzi per capita than anywhere else in the world. So her surprise at seeing photogs “out of nowhere” is a bit much. Other than that, I guess we have our answer on the teen boob job. Maybe Ali was just wearing a really good push up bra that day.

Note by Celebitchy: Yesterday we ran a story first suggested by US Magazine that little Ali Lohan, 14, either had a boob job or was wearing a massively breast-enhancing bra. She looked a lot different than earlier photos, but we also have to take into account the fact that she’s a teen girl and that they can mature quickly. Most of you voted for “growth spurt” in the comments, although you said Ali does have Dina for a mom and you wouldn’t put it past her to get surgery for her daughter at such a young age. Lindsay is widely rumored to have had a breast job at 17 after her boobs grew seemingly overnight. Ali is younger, though, which suggests her changes are due to hormones, not saline. Maybe Lindsay should work on talking to her sister about dressing a little less sexy and quit blaming others for asking questions about it.