Ali Lohan cover

America's new sweetheart? Sourfart is more like it. Now, I don't know what "Supermodels Unlimited" magazine is, but I'm pretty sure the only place they publish it is at Six Flags Magic Mountain. This mess looks like it was put together in a booth next to the popcorn stand.

Do you know what I'm babbling about? When I was younger, one of my favorite things to do at an amusement park was to get my picture taken for the cover of some generic magazine. My gay ass would usually choose "FASHION" or "CUTE" magazine. Thankfully, I've burned that shit along with my Barbizon diploma. Some things are better left unseen.

That's totally what White Oprah and Ali Lohan did. Or maybe thanks to the magic of the interwebs, they used MagMyPic.com. They should have went with "Vague" magazine. It would've made more sense.

Teen jeans - advice

One thing is for sure, teen jeans are a certain fashion find. The problem is in trying to find out which teen jean shapes and designs are hot. For those on the bottom of the fashion food chain, this can be a painstaking endeavor. Let our fashion gurus help you to discover what are the latest jeans for teens.

Current Jean Trends - blue jeans for teens

Given the basic cowboy history of jeans, it is amazing to find the variety of fashion in jean styles from the subtle 7 logo to the slim cut of the new trend in skinny jeans. Although flairs are not completely out, the skinny teen jeans are the hip look on the fashion runways. They are meant to cling to every part of our lower body and are perfect for those of us who don’t mind showing everything off.

Wide leg pants are another happening trend this season and can be found in denim as well as other fabrics. These jeans are a great look on almost anyone, since they provide a loose fit and easily hide any concerning body design flaws.

Vintage jeans have been a staple in teen fashion trends for both urban and country chic. With the worn out look, one could almost pull last year's jeans out of the closet for this trend. If mom and dad cringe at the thought of buying a brand new pair of jeans with holes in them, you can always head to your favorite thrift store for these.

The color and wash of denim also changes with the times. Over bleached jeans are out and darker washed jeans are in. Some of the most edgy looks in jeans combine productive bleaching techniques on darker denim washes. The bleached out bottom or extra light knees are an example of this concept. These teen jeans are a hit with almost everyone, since the darker shades can be paired with almost any style and are flattering to just about every shape.

And What About Jeans For Guys?

Baggy fitting jeans have been around for the past several years, and it looks like they’re going to be around for a little longer. Loose fitting and comfortable, these jeans are a great style for almost any teen guy. Let them slide down your waist for the ultimate in teen chic.

Also popular with the guys are the vintage jeans, and why not? They’re not only what’s in, but guys can wear them and look like they haven’t a care in the world. For the rustic hardworking guy look, well-worn jeans provide the teen guy with a bad boy look even if he is the perfect citizen.

Carpenter jeans are also on the teen jeans' list again this school year. Guys can wear these loose fitting jeans and stash their stuff in the large pockets that are designed to hold more than just a wallet.

Learning to Love Your Jeans

So now that you know what’s trendy this season, how do you know which jean is right for you? Finding a jean that’s both a perfect fit and flattering to your figure might seem like a chore, but it really isn’t once you know how.

The first thing to remember is that not all jeans are created equal. While the same size might fit you perfectly in one pair of jeans, that same size might not in another brand. The best way to find the perfect teen jean is to get out and try them on. Check for a comfortable fit in the waist. Usually if you can place your hand in between your stomach and the jeans, and still have breathing room, then they’re a good fit. Also make sure they fit comfortable in the legs and crotch. Denim tends to flux in the wash and wear. So, a brand new pair will feel different after about a month.

Figure Flattering

When looking for a teen jean that flatters your figure, decide first where your trouble area is.

For those who desire a smaller bottom, try avoiding jeans that are skin-tight, like the trendy skinny jeans. They tend to make your bottom look rounder. Instead, try jeans with well-proportioned pockets and flared legs that flatter your bottom. Jeans in darker shades also make you look slimmer.

For those with more weight in the tummy, jeans with elastic waists are not a good choice. These jeans can make your tummy, as well as the rest of your lower half, actually appear bigger than it really is. Instead, opt for the stretch jeans, since these can hide the tummy and flatter everything else.

If you want to accentuate some curves, try jeans, like the skinny jean, that show off your figure. Avoid baggy jeans with wide legs or that have elastic to them. Consider the lighter shaded jeans instead of darker ones, since these will also show off your figure.

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Vanessa Hudgens is Scrapbook Sexy

Vanessa Hudgens turns on the charm for a photo shoot at a house in the Hollywood Hills on Thursday.

The 19-year-old “High School Musical” star wore a variety of dresses for the pictures including a floaty halter dress and an asymmetrical purple satin gown, which got wet in the pool!

Be sure to check out the video below, a Disney video scrapbook from the set of High School Musical 3: Senior Year, out October 24.

In the video, Vanessa is dressed in a graduation cap and gown. As she’s holding up a medal hanging around her neck, she jokes in a deep voice, “I am… valedictorian.”

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Every teenager in Europe knows Tokio Hotel. In Southeast Asia boys and girls dress like the band. Now the boys are revolutionizing American kids.

The TV channel MTV has dedicated a whole week for them showing their clips. Besides, those cutest teenage guys will present some programs and will also sing live!

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Daniel Radcliffe Joins A Chorus Line

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe gets a special kiss on the cheek from singer/dancer Heather Parcells after the closing night performance of A Chorus Line at The Schoenfeld Theater on Sunday in New York City.

The 19-year-old actor has been preparing for the upcoming reprisal of his role as Alan Strang in the play, Equus. The show opens on Broadway September 25, with advance screenings starting September 5. For more information on the production, visit the official website at EquusOnBroadway.com.

It’s also been recently reported that Radcliffe admitted to UK’s Daily Mail that he suffers from dyspraxia, a neurological disorder that impairs coordination

“Yes, Dan Radcliffe does have dyspraxia,” his rep said. “This is something he has never hidden. Thankfully his condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoelaces and bad handwriting.”

Jamie Lynn Spears’ fiance has cold feet, may be a cheater

The rumors surrounding teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears’ 19-year-old fiance and baby daddy, Casey Aldridge, are getting louder than ever. In Touch is reporting that Casey not only is having second thoughts about marrying Jamie Lynn because he feels “trapped,” but he’s also been fooling around with another woman for months.

But insiders say the teen parents of baby Maddie are having serious relationship trouble- and now Casey is anxious about the nuptials, which are scheduled for the end of the year. “Casey is not happy right now,” reveals a pal. “He feels trapped. He’s just miserable.”

The pal says that Casey, 19, feels like he’s being forced to marry Jamie Lynn, 17, because they have a child together.

“He was told it’s the right thing to do,” the pal explained. “But it’s not the life he pictured for himself.”

[From In Touch print version, Aug. 18, 2008]

Oh, boo hoo. I’m sure this isn’t the life that Jamie Lynn, who was 16 at the time she got pregnant and enjoying a successful acting career, pictured for herself either. But she’s sucking it up and trying to make the best of it, unlike the panty waste who impregnated her. In Touch also has an exclusive interview with Kelli Dawson, Casey’s former girlfriend who claims that she was “hooking up” with Aldridge throughout Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, until a few months before she delivered Maddie. Dawson claims that Jamie Lynn knew about the affair and was furious.

In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved — and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child. No fleeting hookup, Casey and Kelli’s relationship was both real and lasting — and it grew in intensity, even as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. And, Kelli says, they still meet up on a regular basis. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she shares.

The pair first met in November 2006, at the home of her sister, Kim Toller. At the time, Casey was already dating Jamie Lynn, but the sexual chemistry between Casey and Kelli was instant. “We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” The couple saw each other a few times and “kissed randomly,” but it wasn’t really “hot and heavy,” Kelli admits, until the spring of 2007. Though Casey and Jamie Lynn were still involved, Kelli insists, “You never knew if they were broken up or not, because it changed from day to day!”

The pair didn’t bother to hide their relationship. “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years,” confirms Jason Alexander, Britney Spears’ first husband and a native of nearby Kentwood, La. “They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.”

Kelli says she and Casey stopped sleeping together a few months before Jamie Lynn gave birth to their daughter, Maddie. “It just didn’t feel right,” she explains. “He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” She says the last time the couple had sex together was in March but “even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally.”

[From In Touch]

If this story is true, it’s a far cry from the “perfect” life Jamie Lynn blathered on about in her interview with OK! Magazine in July. I knew that was a big fake just by how awkward Casey looked in those photos. However, this is “In Touch” we’re talking about here- they rarely get anything right. The cover of that issue features a photo of Casey tongue kissing some skanky-looking ho, but it’s impossible to know when that photo was taken- just like it’s very difficult to know if this girl is telling the truth. The article does feature a quote from Britney Spears’ first husband, Jason Alexander, but that guy would say anything to be in the tabloids again. All I can say is, if Jamie Lynn has even a whiff that this story is partially true, she should not marry this kid.

Lindsay Lohan responds to those ‘Ali boob job’ rumors

Lindsay Lohan, infamous author of the drunken “adequite” Blackberry manifesto, has taken to firing back at rumors via her MySpace blog. Her latest diatribe is in defense of her younger sister and her mom amid rumors that Ali Lohan, 14, had breast augmentation surgery.

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~

[From MySpace.com]

I love how she uses words like “disconcerting” and “manifest,” but then in the very next sentence uses “cuz” and a sad face. Brilliant. Also, I have to point out that the store she and her friend were shopping in wason Robertson Blvd. in LA - the street where there are more paparazzi per capita than anywhere else in the world. So her surprise at seeing photogs “out of nowhere” is a bit much. Other than that, I guess we have our answer on the teen boob job. Maybe Ali was just wearing a really good push up bra that day.

Note by Celebitchy: Yesterday we ran a story first suggested by US Magazine that little Ali Lohan, 14, either had a boob job or was wearing a massively breast-enhancing bra. She looked a lot different than earlier photos, but we also have to take into account the fact that she’s a teen girl and that they can mature quickly. Most of you voted for “growth spurt” in the comments, although you said Ali does have Dina for a mom and you wouldn’t put it past her to get surgery for her daughter at such a young age. Lindsay is widely rumored to have had a breast job at 17 after her boobs grew seemingly overnight. Ali is younger, though, which suggests her changes are due to hormones, not saline. Maybe Lindsay should work on talking to her sister about dressing a little less sexy and quit blaming others for asking questions about it.

Miley Cyrus is a Teen Fashion Icon

Miley Cyrus spotted in Los Angeles on Tuesday. At least she's not in just her panties.

Her latest crush? Teen movie star Adam Sevani. According to Us mag: "It's the early stages of dating. She is a little boy-crazy over him."

Singer Ali Lohan Flaunts a Fuller Chest

US Weekly has side by side comparison photos of Ali Lohan, and she looks to have grown boobs overnight. She’s possibly using those chicken cutlet inserts to enhance her natural assets, but the girl is 14 years old. If she did stuff her bra to achieve this look, it’s a much better alternative than surgery at her age, but neither is appropriate.

Ali denied a rumored nose job, and she’ll probably say she didn’t have anything done to her chest, either. Her sister Lindsay is widely believed to have had a boob job at 17, which she is though to have had reduced. Ali says she wants to be just like Lindsay and that she wants to be famous. Her mom, Dina, claims she’s just helping her daughter fulfill her dream to be a singer, that she’s not a “stage mother” and isn’t pushing her into show business.

You can see Dina allowing Ali to get a boob job at that age and claiming she’s just helping her daughter with her career. Girls’ bodies change a lot at 14 and it’s possible Ali just got curvier along with wearing a bra or inserts that add a cup size or two. I’m voting for chicken cutlet inserts because it would be too creepy if she had breast augmentation at 14. Wait for the Lohans to deny this in their gravelly hysterical-sounding voices and act like it’s everyone else’s problem that people are pointing out how age-inappropriate Ali looks.

Jonas Brothers Take Their Own Candid Photos for Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone gave Kevin, Nick and Joe a camera to document the experience of their Burning Up Tour on July 30.

The guys took photos of themselves goofing off and golfing.

The Jonas Brothers – who released the title track from their new album A Little Big Longer on Tuesday — dished on their loves lives in the current issue of the magazine.

"It's funny when you find out there are other celebrities with crushes on you – like when I read that Lauren Conrad from The Hills liked me," says Joe, 18.

Fifteen-year-old Nick, who is currently dating Selena Gomez, says he was "very close" with ex Miley Cyrus.

"We were neighbors when we were on tour together," he says. "It was good. Just really close. But it would crack me up — I would read these stories online, people saying things that were completely untrue."

The guys also joked about the rumor that they aren't related.

"People seriously ask us all the time, 'Are you guys really brothers?'" says
Kevin, 20.

Adds Joe, "It's like, no, we named our band Jonas Brothers just for fun."

Miley Cyrus "Bawled for a Month" After Splitting With Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus didn't take her split with Nick Jonas lightly.

"At first I bawled for a month straight," she tells September's Seventeen (as excerpted by Access Hollywood). "I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black."

While they were dating, "Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great," she recalls.

"And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, ‘I want to make my hair black now – I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core.'

"I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be," Cyrus explains. "And then I was like, ‘I’ve got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am.’”

The 15-year-old Hannah Montana singer — who recently said she's "lookin'" for a boyfriend — also says she relies on close friends to support her when "weird, personal things about me" wind up on the Internet.

"I think you’ve got to keep a very close circle of people you can trust," she says. "I’ve had so much drama with girlfriends. A lot of them became those tabloid sources you read about."

She says she "can’t think of one other friend" she can trust besides her YouTube pal Mandy Jiroux.

Says the singer, "She’s really the only person I can call and say anything to.”

Celebrities style at Teen Choice Awards 2008

The 2008 Teen Choice Awards took over Universal City this Sunday (3 August 2008) with young Miley Cyrus as the host. It was blue carpet and many celebrities. Celebrities wore bright colors, light dresses and it was summer mood everywhere.

And the outfit was better than could have been imagined, with participants and spectators including everyone from Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Lauren Conrad, Blake Lively, Rachel Bilson and the Beckhams.

Blake Lively was awesome at Teen Choice Awards 2008. She wore a purple one-shoulder ruched dress with a big belt and sexy pumps. Her key was unique diamond specked rock on her hand.

Vanessa Hudgens, Hayden Panettiere, Miley Cyrus at Teen Choice awards 2008

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Daniel Radcliffe money

Daniel Radcliffe already worth an astonishing estimated £23million. He was 11 when he was first cast as Harry Potter. His fee has increased with each film, and he expects to earn £5million from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.